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Gaylussite

Leslie Knope

I'm engaged in a great delusion, and think myself to be a knighted Union Flag. Ser Gaylussite, if you don't mind. To own a country estate with a landscaped English garden must be the height of one's ambitions.

I'm not quite sure if I'm a wino or an œnophile. But of course the wonderful delusion provides the answer: œnophile. And I'll keep believing that so long as it allows for my fabulous existence.

My house words are 'Buggery and Fanciful Pretension'. I'm still debating if getting married would be more awesome for love and all that shit or having a double barrelled surname.

I currently have feels for:

• Supernatural
• Parks and Recreation
• Leslie Knope
• Harry Potter
• Sherlock
• AHS: Coven
• Adventure Time
• Game of Thrones
• Top Gear
• La langue et la culture françaises
• Butts (oh god butts wow) I love them

Gaylussite's Stalkers!

And if you have't worked it out yet from the above:

WINE AND JUDGEMENT
Recent Tweets @Gaylussite

spnwhore:

spn ep of just sam and dean hugging

just them hugging for 45 mins from different angles

(via brotherlykisses)

conquerorwurm:

One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified

(via lady-alysanne)

thegeeksloveme:

He gives me life.

(via lady-alysanne)

scrapes:

rainhaofbrazil:

y’all remember this shit? incredible.

O M F G

(via lady-alysanne)

lindseyisnotonfire:

this is what yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for

lindseyisnotonfire:

this is what yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for

(via mrsfistmas)

subaquaticartisan:

Some tweets calling Ubisoft out on their bullshit.

(via mrsfistmas)

Angelina Jolie’s speech at the Global Summit to End Sexual Violence in Conflict

(via mrsfistmas)

giveamanagame:

captainjamestklrk:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

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SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

your bird is an asshole

(via mrsfistmas)

A FEMALE Assassin? How does she kill? With a BOOB!?
someone at Ubisoft, probably (via togesmooch)

(via mrsfistmas)

drakefanclub:

DINNER IS READY

(via mrsfistmas)

meanplastic:

me arriving to your funeral

meanplastic:

me arriving to your funeral

(via mrsfistmas)

emilysachs:

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(via mrsfistmas)