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Gaylussite

Leslie Knope

I'm engaged in a great delusion, and think myself to be a knighted Union Flag. Ser Gaylussite, if you don't mind. To own a country estate with a landscaped English garden must be the height of one's ambitions.

I'm not quite sure if I'm a wino or an œnophile. But of course the wonderful delusion provides the answer: œnophile. And I'll keep believing that so long as it allows for my fabulous existence.

My house words are 'Buggery and Fanciful Pretension'. I'm still debating if getting married would be more awesome for love and all that shit or having a double barrelled surname.

I currently have feels for:

• Supernatural
• Parks and Recreation
• Leslie Knope
• Harry Potter
• Sherlock
• AHS: Coven
• Adventure Time
• Game of Thrones
• Top Gear
• La langue et la culture françaises
• Butts (oh god butts wow) I love them

Gaylussite's Stalkers!

And if you have't worked it out yet from the above:

WINE AND JUDGEMENT
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danyytargaryen:

harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively

and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like

no

no not again

I love how this just assumes that Minerva lives for three generations of Potters

if dumbledore can live for 115 years, so can she

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I SET MY RINGTONE TO LEMONGRAB SAYING ‘UNNACCEPTABLE’ AND I WAS LISTENING TO RADIOACTIVE AND THIS HAPPENED AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING JESUS CHRIST

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truly beautiful

gaylussite:

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Asker onlysouls Asks:
Prostitution should be a fully decriminalised, legalised and nationalised industry. Discuss.
gaylussite gaylussite Said:

Absolutely agree. The majority, as far as I know, of those working in the sex industry are women. And they are chastised for it - called sluts, and considered unworthy of our time. Society craves sex. It years for it. And yet it judges those that engage in such industries. Like with drugs, criminalising it only drives it underground, and puts such women in danger of rape, abuse, ownership, and trafficking. Nationalisation of prostitution and brothels is I feel the only way to ensure safety of these women, unless a competent regulatory body were enforcing safety practices and fair pay  and working rights for such sex workers.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Show us yer legs :P
gaylussite gaylussite Said:

Nope.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
We're either going to ban politics or porn. You get the casting vote. Which is it?
gaylussite gaylussite Said:

Politics, so long as I get to be ruler.

Asker brumboi27 Asks:
Hey. What was that cock grabbing gif from?
gaylussite gaylussite Said:

Haha, that was from Game of Thrones, 4x1. Prince Oberyn Martell. The other character I’m not sure of.

thelaugingangel:

Not cool guys…