I'm engaged in a great delusion, and think myself to be a knighted Union Flag. Ser Gaylussite, Lord of South Kensington if you don't mind. To own a country estate with a landscaped English garden must be the height of one's ambitions.
I'm more British than the most esteemed crumpet , and I'm not quite sure if I'm a wino or an œnophile. But of course the wonderful delusion provides the answer: œnophile. And I'll keep believing that so long as it allows for my existence.
Finally, that Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner. What a rancid fuckwit. The people of the Falkland Islands shall never submit to Argentine occupation. Their liberty should be one of our greatest causes.
Okay, why are Argies looking at my blog...
Gaylussite
Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”
i give you air from my lungs
(via an-erect-penis)
elton john suffocating a small child to steal its life force so that he may become young again
(via teafortwoandtwofortea)
Anonymous asked: Blue for me :) what're you doing right now?
I’m about to sleep. Having a little trouble breathing though. Tiny bit of asthma I think. Nothing to worry about though.
Anonymous asked: Ha, I'll second those :P Favourite colour?
PURPLE. WITH OODLES OF ENTHUSIASM. I fucking love it.
Anonymous asked: I liked that, not my favourite, but I think it we good. Hmm, favourite activities to do? Ha
Buggery, gin and wine.
Anonymous asked: Haven't read either of those, I read a lot of classics mostly, hmmm... Favourite film?
Erin Brockovich. Perhaps an obscure one, but I think it’s a great all rounder.
Anonymous asked: Hopefully I will, maybe. :) If I could be as rude to ask, what is your forename? I feel odd thinking of you permanently as 'Ser Gaylussite'.
James. I’m off the internets for a while after this answer though :) But seriously, do not fear. If you’re as sensitive as you appear me disliking you is highly unlikely!
Anonymous asked: I wasn't really a Creme Brulee fan untill not so long ago, favourite book?
Probably the Millennium Trilogy by Stieg Larsson. Fabulously strong message of feminist principles. And a powerful female lead. Perfect. His action scenes are incredible. One sees it playing out in front of one perfectly. Currently enjoying a Dance With Dragons :) George RR Martin is good, but I’ve read better if I’m honest…
Anonymous asked: You're overly pleasant, you should stop before it bothers me that you're unavailable. I apologise for the constant anonymity, but you have no reason to, or want to, know me. So this makes me feel much less socially awkward and embarrassed talk to you.
I’m only unavailable temporarily… If you were the right person maybe it’d help me move on? I don’t need a reason to know you, but what you’ve said has helped there! So that’s a good enough reason. Even if it’s a while away, don’t be embarrassed to just say hello!
