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Gaylussite

Leslie Knope

I'm engaged in a great delusion, and think myself to be a knighted Union Flag. Ser Gaylussite, if you don't mind. To own a country estate with a landscaped English garden must be the height of one's ambitions.

I'm not quite sure if I'm a wino or an œnophile. But of course the wonderful delusion provides the answer: œnophile. And I'll keep believing that so long as it allows for my fabulous existence.

My house words are 'Buggery and Fanciful Pretension'. I'm still debating if getting married would be more awesome for love and all that shit or having a double barrelled surname.

I currently have feels for:

• Supernatural
• Parks and Recreation
• Leslie Knope
• Harry Potter
• Sherlock
• AHS: Coven
• Adventure Time
• Game of Thrones
• Top Gear
• La langue et la culture françaises
• Butts (oh god butts wow) I love them

Gaylussite's Stalkers!

And if you have't worked it out yet from the above:

WINE AND JUDGEMENT
Recent Tweets @

duckktective:

this looks like a trailer for a romantic comedy where gandalf is the beautiful protagonist who must choose which attractive leading man he wants to end up with

(via benedictatorship)

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

(via right-as-rain)

(via joshpeck)

escape-the-storm-inside:

heart-seoul-soshi:

The saga continues

These are the greatest things ever

(via house-of-princess-anna)

supernatural-mishamigo:

portentouscatastrophe:

jpgay:

jpgay:

when u get to sit next to ur friend in class 

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HEY THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A DORA GIF WHO CHANGED IT TO OBAMA WITH A DUCK

THAT IS NOT OBAMA WITH A DUCK

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS THERE IS A NEW GIF AND I HAVE TO REBLOG IT

(via gavino--free)

lordofthetimelords:

beakersofbeer:

so in case you haven’t been on tumblr awhile

  • hail hydra
  • it’s a metaphor
  • dean showers
  • cas and dean talk on the phone and it’s adorable
  • it’s all a metaphor
  • it’s all a fucking metaphor.
  • it’s all a goddamn metaphor.

dont believe this, its just a metaphor for whats really going on

(via ninjachameleon)

waitinforthebus:

what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 

(via officialbutts)