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Leslie Knope

I'm engaged in a great delusion, and think myself to be a knighted Union Flag. Ser Gaylussite, if you don't mind. To own a country estate with a landscaped English garden must be the height of one's ambitions.

I'm not quite sure if I'm a wino or an œnophile. But of course the wonderful delusion provides the answer: œnophile. And I'll keep believing that so long as it allows for my fabulous existence.

My house words are 'Buggery and Fanciful Pretension'. I'm still debating if getting married would be more awesome for love and all that shit or having a double barrelled surname.

I currently have feels for:

• Supernatural
• Parks and Recreation
• Leslie Knope
• Harry Potter
• Sherlock
• AHS: Coven
• Adventure Time
• Game of Thrones
• Top Gear
• La langue et la culture françaises
• Butts (oh god butts wow) I love them

Gaylussite's Stalkers!

And if you have't worked it out yet from the above:

WINE AND JUDGEMENT
Recent Tweets @Gaylussite

carrot931:

surprisebitch:

rescueeffect:

My mom got called on to read aloud in class and came across the word ‘island’ and pronounced the s (is-land) and the whole class laughed at her and the teacher told her she was stupid.  She grew up hating reading and has literally not read any books, newspapers, magazines, etc. since my sister and I were younger and then she only read us children’s books because she ‘had to.’  So like, don’t do this.

the same also applies to people who don’t speak english as their first language, people need to fucking realize that they can actually speak more than one language. i am pretty certain people who make fun of others when they speak or mispronounce, or make fun of their accent, cant even learn a fucking language independently

preach

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tastefullyoffensive:

…I accept nothing! [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

…I accept nothing!

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year-of-the-deanmon:

Nice legs, daisy dukes

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makes the men go

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shamelesslyunladylike:

the-hairy-heterophobe:

if anybody asks me why i hate men, i’m just gonna redirect them to this post.

it’s pretty fucking obvious that men only want to invest in breast cancer research to further degrade, objectify, and jerk off to body parts they already feel 100% entitled to. that’s what is at stake for them. 

what about the women whose “tatas” weren’t saved? how must they feel being surrounded by awareness ads that focus more on keeping women’s sexy-sexy-titties-to-continue-titillating-the-males than saving real life human beings and helping survivors? 

If anyone’s wondering, those posts came from here. It’s a forum for breast cancer support. Give it a read, and you’ll see how many women are outright abandoned by their husbands, sometimes after being married for decades, because their “tatas” couldn’t be saved.

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neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

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misato3:

reerugan:

ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ENTER THE BEAR CUBE ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ

your bear cube is not even a bear square

                    ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
               ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                             ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ•`ʔ
          ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                             ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
     ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ    ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ         ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ

ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ         ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ         ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ         ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ

ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ         ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ENTER THE BEAR CUBE ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ         ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ 
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ         ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ     ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ                                            ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔᴥ•`ʔ

ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ

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hunter-doctors-in-221b:

copperbooms:

go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original. 

or as we like to call it

the bible

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